Light Bulbs.
Ripped this off joce's blog (sigh, we'll sure miss her). not the first time reading this, but just thot it was totally hilarious and had to archive it somewhere.
Q: How many students doea it take to fix a light bulb?
RJC: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the newbulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty tomarket it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.
HCJC: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
VJC : The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
TJC: NONE. They THINK they are very bright already.
MJC: None. They're too busy trying not to get retained.
NJC: None. They can study without light.
AJC: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
ACJC: None. They would employ YJC to do it for them.
YJC: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate(how do you think they're able to change it forACJC?)
CJC: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
JJC: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
TPJC: They can't be bothered.
SAJC: None. They believe in praying for it.
NYJC: None. They are still using oil lamps.
SRJC: Huh, wat litebarbu...
PJC: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
no offence intended. just thot found it interesting to see how schoolist everyone's become.
oh yeah, and more random qoutes i was reminded of -
yonglian to bodyshop cashier
"eh, got sell lungs anot."
ideal reply
"no, but the way it seems, you need a brain." -syan lam.
soon muttered effectively breaking the silence.
"wah lao my dog dao me sia."
and sherilyn lets out a laughter comprising of mostly apple juice at soon's face.
hilarity ensues.
boy, we'll miss him truckloads.
randomnocity.
sigh.
everything in moderation.
pray tell
will it all just be in vain?
Q: How many students doea it take to fix a light bulb?
RJC: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the newbulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty tomarket it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.
HCJC: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
VJC : The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
TJC: NONE. They THINK they are very bright already.
MJC: None. They're too busy trying not to get retained.
NJC: None. They can study without light.
AJC: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
ACJC: None. They would employ YJC to do it for them.
YJC: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate(how do you think they're able to change it forACJC?)
CJC: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
JJC: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
TPJC: They can't be bothered.
SAJC: None. They believe in praying for it.
NYJC: None. They are still using oil lamps.
SRJC: Huh, wat litebarbu...
PJC: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
no offence intended. just thot found it interesting to see how schoolist everyone's become.
oh yeah, and more random qoutes i was reminded of -
yonglian to bodyshop cashier
"eh, got sell lungs anot."
ideal reply
"no, but the way it seems, you need a brain." -syan lam.
soon muttered effectively breaking the silence.
"wah lao my dog dao me sia."
and sherilyn lets out a laughter comprising of mostly apple juice at soon's face.
hilarity ensues.
boy, we'll miss him truckloads.
randomnocity.
sigh.
everything in moderation.
pray tell
will it all just be in vain?